30 Funny Quotes to make you happy

The coming and going of sorrow and happiness in our life will always be felt, so we should try to keep positive every day. You may or may not get everything in life but never be depressed. Losing and winning is part of life. Your day is wasted on the day you are not laughing, so you should always have a smile on your face.

Today, in this article, I have brought you the thirty best funny quotes, which you will enjoy by reading. These funny quotes have been made especially for you, you will definitely be happy after reading them. You can also share them on social media platforms.

What are good Funny quotes?

Here are the 30 Cool and Funny Quotes.

1- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society. -Mark Twain

2- I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. -Rita Rudner

3- If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.

30 Funny Quotes to make you happy

4- I’m not superstitious, but I am a little Dogged. -Michael Scott

5- I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. -Les Dawson

6- I drink to make other people more interesting.

30 Funny Quotes to make you happy

7- There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong. -Surgeon

8- ruth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. -Lt. Frank Drebin

9- If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

30 Funny Quotes to make you happy

10- I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception. -Groucho Marx

11- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -Steve Martin

12- I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.

30 Funny Quotes to make you happy

13- To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! -Wanda

14- Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. -Ellen DeGeneres

15- If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

30 Funny Quotes to make you happy

16- There is one word that describes people that don’t like me: Irrelevant.

17- Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? -Robin Williams

18- The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

30 Funny Quotes to make you happy

19- Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well. -Mark Twain

20- Woke up today. It was terrible. -Grumpy Cat

21- Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

30 Funny Quotes to make you happy

22- My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. -Halley Reed

23- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -Groucho Marx

24- If  I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

30 Funny Quotes to make you happy

25- I intend to live forever. So far, so good. -Steven Wright

26- When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. -Rodney Dangerfield

27- People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

30 Funny Quotes to make you happy

28- Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something. -Mitch Hedberg

29- Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

30- Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

30 Funny Quotes to make you happy

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